About E-mail signatures

On a Corporative environment, everyone has an e-mail address... Lots of them got a signature, predefined, ready to just put an FYI as mail’s body, and send it directly to your mail box.  Have you guys noticed that lots, lots, lots of these people use a cheesy phrase on the end of mails, just below the signature? Yes. A cheesy yucky phrase that intends badly to prove how good people they are… like maybe “Have a good day” or “Be happy”.  Well, thank you, you too Sir. (Why am I talking to myself?)

But some of these people are so hypocrite that I just had to give my attention for today… like some of them use “Improving the world”, WOW.  Can’t help myself to ask: HOW??? What are you doing to improve the world? Like, are you investigating or developing a type of clean energy for example?  Some way to eradicate hunger?  I know, You are planning world domination!!! Tch… I can’t do different but doubt it… I’m sorry.

Encouraging people, the ones with “Express yourself” and when you run into them, put their faces down to avoid having eye-contact with you.  For what reason do you want me to express myself then, if you aren’t going to even look at me? I might do some art and give it to you on your birthday and lie to you about how you got me inspired with your so meant-to-be phrase and make you put it on your desk for the rest of your days at company. (I’m smirking… hue hue hue).

There are the “Go Green” people too, that have 2 or more coffees that come on disposable cardboard cups and put them away with the rest of the garbage, making doodles on white clean paper and playing dunk game with them later. Dude… you doing it all wrong. Geezzz…  Coherency people! COHERENCY!

The movies fan, with a phrase from the movie that they watched last weekend.  The movie changed their lives and they want YOU to know about it.  Awe! Everything is ok, everything is going to be fine, just give it time, a few days, maybe... till they watch ANOTHER MOVIE!

A few ones are weirdoes, with weird ambiguous phrases that mess with your sanity… like “Optimism is the key to Faith”.  (Deep sigh).  Let me make this clear for You, the dude with the “Key” to faith thingy: Helen Keller never said that, she said “Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement; nothing can be done without hope”.   And she was blind and deaf… Let that sink in for a while.

And finally, reflections people: “The word is heard when it is obeyed and complied”.  Are we in the bloody army?  What about... Nope, Nope, Nope!  And I don’t really think a reflection is what you think it is… just saying… I might be wrong…

Anyways, I will reflect about all this...